I'm no Letterman but here goes:
10. Life time supply to Uncle Pookies' Bag and Feed!
9. We got 12 National Championships, one for each Bama graduate!
8. Two a days refer to weekly class attendance!
7. All you can eat at Bubba's House of Pork!
6. We can beat Auburn...ok that's a lie!
5. Free direct deposit with illegal student athlete payments!
4. I can coach, just like my daddy--Paul "Bear" Bryant!
3. It's okay to date white women!
2. I'm a loyal coach, just ask The Miami Dolphins!
1. Hey, there's talk of a sequel to "Deliverance"!
